Candybrat is a school cafeteria that behaves like an organism with moods. It scans you at the tray line, serves the emotional cuisine it thinks you need, distorts the record at the surveillance booth, archives what you throw away, and replays it back at you later. Food is assigned, not chosen. Time loops on gossip spikes and resets after crying in public. The door marked EXIT is a lie — the handle hums your ex’s playlist.